Texting someone is like saying, "I like talking to you, but only if I can't see or hear you."
I woke up with a mouse in my bed yesterday. I don't know how it got away from my computer.
Who do you think the worst drivers are? I'd say babies. Followed closely by blind people. (Don't be offended for blind people... they can't see these anyway).
People tell me to go to Hooters for the wings, but, personally, I prefer my bitches with arms.
I saw a sign today that read: "Shoes: Buy 2, Get 1 Free." That's not a very good deal. What would I do with one shoe?
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